Illustration by Monica Kim Garza.
Sex Tapes #4
Sex Tapes is a series of up front and anonymous interviews about the sex lives of various women.
Are you in a relationship?
Yes, but I also have a husband that is 5000 miles away. We are both okay with each other sleeping with other people right now.
How often do you have sex?
Maybe three days a week and usually three or four times on those days.
Do you like having sex
Yeah! Anal, oral, vaginal–anything.
What’s your favourite thing to do when with a partner?
Eat their pussy or when they eat my pussy.
What do you not like to do?
I really can't think of anything, actually I hate when people touch my belly button. That’s about it.
Do you sometimes do things you don’t particularly like? Why?
Nope.
Do you fake orgasms?
I used to sometimes with guys but with girls I never do.
Do you masturbate? If yes how often?
Maybe every few days but it will be like 10 times at once. HA!
Do you cheat on your partners? If yes why?
Yeah, usually. I'm just really a selfish person and I need to work on this. I've hurt a lot of people even if they still don’t know.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Oh yeah. A lot I think.
What’s the best sex you’ve ever had and why?
Getting nailed by a gynecologist from Zimbabwe and then eating Greek food was probably the best ever. It made me believe in the moon and chakras and zodiac and air and babies and carbs.
What’s been the worst sex you’ve ever had?
This guy’s dick was covered in hair. Even the head of his penis had hair on it. I really wasn't expecting that.
What do you fantasize about?
I have such a weird habit of saying really random things in my head on a loop during sex or when I'm masturbating. Like I'll say, "Stack of cheese" over and over and over.
What do you wish someone had told you about sex before you started having it?
LUBE IT UP!